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Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
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Posted - 2012.08.01 08:44:00 -
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Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries! Now go away, before i taunt you a second time! |
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Posted - 2012.10.03 07:10:00 -
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Oh look an asian market stall owner how cliche |
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Posted - 2012.10.03 08:55:00 -
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I AM BADGER MAN!!! |
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Posted - 2012.10.03 09:03:00 -
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oh look at me im a Sith Lord wanna be in a gyroscope |
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Posted - 2012.10.04 10:32:00 -
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The NYPD Called they want their uniform back. |
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Posted - 2012.10.05 05:56:00 -
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A neck?
George Michael wants his goatee back |
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Posted - 2012.10.08 05:34:00 -
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You look like the sad face someone drew on the back of their *******
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Posted - 2012.10.08 05:35:00 -
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Kenneth O'Hara wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:A neck?
George Michael wants his goatee back You have the same goatee! You sir are invalid!
A) its not a goatee its a beard
B) Floppy hair
Your face is invalid
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.08 10:22:00 -
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You look like a bad Mr.T reject.
I pitty the fool who copies my style.
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.09 06:29:00 -
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I've told you before, the clown college is down the road on the left hand side
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Posted - 2012.10.09 08:03:00 -
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I'd be careful, one day that wasp ya chewin' on's gonna sting ya
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Posted - 2012.10.10 05:51:00 -
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ROFL,
That clown makeup doesnt really go with the tough ginger guy look you got going on. I guess it must be hard to get that stuff off after clown college
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.10 06:14:00 -
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Have you been painting with your head again?
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.10 06:19:00 -
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Than buff them afterwards with yours right?
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Posted - 2012.10.10 10:18:00 -
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Oi Conehead Stop stealing my look!
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Posted - 2012.10.11 07:53:00 -
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Qaidan Right Said Fred wants his assless chaps back
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Posted - 2012.10.11 10:36:00 -
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Hey Pop-Tart! Less Yackin' more Stackin'!
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Posted - 2012.10.12 06:36:00 -
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it's no use cocking your head to look at me, get out of my CQ before i use that Vagabond to find out where the sun shines from
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 07:31:00 -
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Oi Dip-**** my face is up here.
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Posted - 2012.10.12 08:36:00 -
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*Grabs your wrist as you go for the stab, twisting it out of your hand, then pinning you up against the wall, and whisper into your ear*
We both know your just as scared as my teddybear over there
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 08:55:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:*Tries to Bite you*
Oh we have a fiery one here *Moves arm upwards closing your jaw* Now now theres no need to bite
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Posted - 2012.10.12 08:55:00 -
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Ninjaaaaaaahhhhhh
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Posted - 2012.10.12 09:44:00 -
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*falls to the floor attempting to cover his shin from further harm, while reaching out to the knife on the floor*
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Posted - 2012.10.12 10:14:00 -
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*Pushes Alice off and rolls over, inches away from the knife*
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 10:35:00 -
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*Kicks leg out to try and shake you off, knife just close enough to touch but with all the struggle. Ending up pushing it further away*
I dont see your name on it!
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 10:39:00 -
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*because of Falcon*
Woop Woop Woop
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 15:54:00 -
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Have you not finished clown college yet?
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 20:11:00 -
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Kenneth O'Hara wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:Have you not finished clown college yet? Almost. Hey I'm late for class! Can you hold some stuff for me? Thanks! *reaches in front coat pocket and pulls out a ballon, a rubber chicken, a weed eater, trash can lid, 3 packs of ketchup, a tire iron, a sink, a sledge hammer, a cast iron tub, 6 shower curtain rings, the shower curtain, the keys to a '76 VW beetle, multi-colored hanky line (takes a minute), an industrial size bottle of rubber cement, a tuba, a tuba player, a bowling ball, a couple of bowling pins and a frying pan**pauses with stupid blank stare then runs away*
Rofl that made laugh.
Look it may have been ok to play with your moms makeup when you were little....
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.13 12:01:00 -
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Just because you give me the come and play look, doesnt mean i wont notice that baby bump!
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.14 07:19:00 -
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Hey jackie chan, the mop buckets that way
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:22:00 -
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BoSau Hotim wrote:glaring at me like that won't get you any oreos little boy
Well thats just rude.
back on topic.
You may wanna cross those legs..... and wear some underwear, your **** n' balls is on show
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:32:00 -
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Maybe, but thats a mighty deep voice you got there
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:36:00 -
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It's Helium, and my mom says im cool.....
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:38:00 -
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Your obituary?
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 09:47:00 -
[35] - Quote
No i didnt steal your coffee
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 14:27:00 -
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You mean apart from the fact that you have touched it? No, nothing at all...
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.15 16:09:00 -
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a number 34 a 72 and 2 64's please
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.16 06:19:00 -
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Look dude, i kinda got the cone head thing down already. so move along pal
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.17 05:35:00 -
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Hey Conehead, George Michael wants his 'Stash back
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.17 09:28:00 -
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Useless waste of space, Even your cells are giving up the will to live. you are a sponge on society and will never amount to anything. Do us all a favour and end your existance.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.17 13:12:00 -
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Don't give me that crap. *stern look*
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.17 14:12:00 -
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This a fricken awsome thread, kudos.
on topic.
You look like you escaped from the mental hospital.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.17 14:37:00 -
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Been playing with mommy's lipstick again have we?
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.18 06:00:00 -
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Comicon is that way
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.18 07:36:00 -
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I happen to like the balding look from over use of peroxide...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.19 05:59:00 -
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Go Go Gadget Bum Chin
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.19 06:32:00 -
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ARRRRGH Pegleg pete has had a haircut. Who's to sexy for their mop, too sexy for their mop, so sexy the peroxide burns..
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.20 09:22:00 -
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Your a ******* ****
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3948
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Posted - 2012.10.22 05:28:00 -
[49] - Quote
oh dude the lawnmower won...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3952
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Posted - 2012.10.22 06:11:00 -
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You should really stop lighting your own farts...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.22 06:31:00 -
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You may be unable to hate, But i am strong in the bitterness. I have enough hate for everyone.
Oi Sarge, The general called said he your cleaning the shithouse for a week!
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3961
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Posted - 2012.10.22 06:50:00 -
[52] - Quote
Minmatar Gandhi wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:You may be unable to hate, But i am strong in the bitterness. I have enough hate for everyone.
I sense your inner turmoil and wish you the happiest of journey's. Go in Peace -oo-
I have been around your kind before, they all broke before the power of my hatred.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.01 07:08:00 -
[53] - Quote
Yes it's bigger than yours, and yes i dont wear face paint. Back to the Steel Mill with you play boy
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.01 11:00:00 -
[54] - Quote
I think the Nails that have been hammered through your skull may be clouding your vision...
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.04 09:14:00 -
[55] - Quote
Lol your worried about fashion when you cant even wash your face properly. Tsk Tsk
Can you hear the crowd? They all go wild, For you and your denial
They're watching you break down(Break Down)
Hate me all you want, I'll be okay, I'm half the world away I'm
letting you go now (Go Now)-á |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.05 10:28:00 -
[56] - Quote
Your face offends my internets 3/10 go get a paper bag
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.05 16:04:00 -
[57] - Quote
I actually changed it to the Insult the person below thread... 
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.05 17:46:00 -
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Your face offends my internets 3/10 go get a paper bag
Yay i can use this insult on someone \o/
i have a sad life....
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.06 07:09:00 -
[59] - Quote
We are the knights who say...... Ni!
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.06 08:28:00 -
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Did someone draw on your face? or.... you tried to sponge on stubble didnt you? Lol!
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.11.06 13:42:00 -
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The tortured soul look is so Dated
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.06 14:17:00 -
[62] - Quote
That MAY be true....
Despite how sizzling you are.... Wouldnt help to smile once in a while
Dont make me steal your soul!
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.06 14:46:00 -
[63] - Quote
pfft Tourists
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.06 16:15:00 -
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Oi monkey boy, I hear the backstreet boy want their jackets back
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8708
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Posted - 2012.11.06 16:27:00 -
[65] - Quote
Theres only one person who' bringing sexy back, And thats BuffB
@ Alice, Really? you think your at liberty to tell people to get a room right now?
Here I go,
so dishonestly leave a note, for you my only one,
and i know you can see right through me,
so let me go and you will find someone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8763
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Posted - 2012.11.07 10:25:00 -
[66] - Quote
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
- Homer Simpson |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.08 09:45:00 -
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That polyfiller you call makeup, ain't foolin' noone.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.08 10:19:00 -
[68] - Quote
I almost fell off my chair. That was awsome.
On topic.
You really have that katie price look going there...
If by katie price you ment dried up old **** star with stick in a bucket genitals and scraggy died hair...
EDIT: Ninja'd
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.09 09:03:00 -
[69] - Quote
Hey Jimmy, We got another Nail Gun accident Herp Derp
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.09 10:50:00 -
[70] - Quote
I'm guessing the lawn mower won?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.09 16:39:00 -
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Those arent muscle dude, those are man boobs. This is muscle
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.10 13:09:00 -
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Aww who could hate that pretty little face. Well guess what. I do...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.10 16:36:00 -
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i guess they didnt cast you for the 3rd force unleashed
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.11 08:44:00 -
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Cheer up, you'll build your perfect GF one day...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
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Posted - 2012.11.12 07:25:00 -
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Here, i found your cowboy hat, and assless chaps o.0
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9907
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Posted - 2012.11.13 07:38:00 -
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You are a waste of space, your life is meaningless. You are a sponge on society and will never amount to anything. Even your own mother is ashamed to call you her son. now crawl back under that rock you call home.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
15020
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:35:00 -
[77] - Quote
No we want albanian twins, for that role
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
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Posted - 2013.07.25 10:32:00 -
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No, that really is your reflection... Sorry :/
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24762
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Posted - 2013.10.30 11:42:00 -
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Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries! |
Samoth Egnoled
28579
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Posted - 2013.12.05 08:03:00 -
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Top Gun auditions are that way! --->
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.05 08:22:00 -
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Why don't you tell us about that botched laser eye surgery you had, 'Mr Perfect'
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:28:00 -
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Oh look, mister perfect is looking down on the commoners. what a surprise....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29055
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Posted - 2013.12.06 07:12:00 -
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Someone can't spell Grey!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29067
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Posted - 2013.12.06 08:25:00 -
[84] - Quote
Says the guy who lives in Tokyo?!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29138
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Posted - 2013.12.06 13:06:00 -
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Fus Ro-Da!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
31654
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Posted - 2014.01.03 07:38:00 -
[86] - Quote
Oh My..
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
32090
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:59:00 -
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It appears that your breast augmentations are inflating out of control....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
32378
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Posted - 2014.01.23 07:36:00 -
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You really need to shave that unibrow
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
32515
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Posted - 2014.01.28 07:12:00 -
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The upper class called, they want their ancestral quiff back.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
34962
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Posted - 2014.02.12 07:23:00 -
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Hey Slaphead! The bowling alley wants their ball shiner back.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2014.02.13 08:23:00 -
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**** **** **** **** ********** Mother ****** **** Fart Turd and ****!
**** **** **** **** ********** Mother ****** **** Fart Turd and ****!
**** **** **** **** ********** Mother ****** **** Fart Turd and ****!
I ****** your Moooooooommm!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
35198
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Posted - 2014.02.13 09:25:00 -
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Like throwing a sausage down a hallway, need i say more? 
EDIT: P.S i thought you were rage quitting?! 
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
35198
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Posted - 2014.02.13 10:53:00 -
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Hey Duracell,
The Energizer Bunnies Mom's looking for her vibrator.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
35317
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Posted - 2014.02.14 08:28:00 -
[94] - Quote
It's hard to rip into one of the great oldies, ahwell hate thread
Oi, ***** galore your pimp is calling.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
35317
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Posted - 2014.02.14 08:33:00 -
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Close.... i tend not to do it myself
Your roots are showing.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
35377
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Posted - 2014.02.14 11:07:00 -
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Well that was mean,
Have you been letting people draw on your face again? have some self respect.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
36694
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Posted - 2014.02.26 10:42:00 -
[97] - Quote
Ah, i didnt realize the Tribals had internet out there.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
37036
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Posted - 2014.02.27 07:42:00 -
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Sup? Did your pimp fill your boobs with ******* again?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
37858
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Posted - 2014.03.06 08:23:00 -
[99] - Quote
Hmm, Bald, Goatee and one earring.....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
38412
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:09:00 -
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Well done tin can, you managed to ripp your own **** off.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:19:00 -
[101] - Quote
Scary exorcist child says hi.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
38420
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:53:00 -
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You know when you die, alone in your flat, Your many cats are going to eat your face.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
38556
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Posted - 2014.03.11 08:01:00 -
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Selene is that you? boy you've gained Weight
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
38709
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Posted - 2014.03.12 07:05:00 -
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So how much did you make from R.I.P.D?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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